I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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