I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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