Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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