it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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