why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
