ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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