found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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