I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I can't turn off my feet"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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