Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Actions speak louder than pants.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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