You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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