Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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