Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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