On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
i need some magic done to my vagina
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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