I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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