Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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