it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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