I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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