This girl is more easily done than said...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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