She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Small penises have feelings too.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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