Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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