No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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