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(386): View more from Florida

her nipple to breast ratio was just odd

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(858): View more from California

She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.

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(630): View more from Illinois

We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test

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(559): View more from California

Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.

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(805): View more from California

Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life

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(407): View more from Florida

Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"

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