A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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