can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
