Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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