Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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