worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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