Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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