The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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