I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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