i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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