So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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