there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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