Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Randomize
