im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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