i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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