thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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