I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I smell like Dick and happiness
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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