Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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