Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
When are your genitals available?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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