So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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