I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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