butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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