There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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