this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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