My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
