Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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