Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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