I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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