Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I am one with the molecules
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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