we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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