If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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