your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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